thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my being single is dangerous.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he fucked my hip out of place.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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