Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just had sex bonerless
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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