In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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