After last night, I could never be a politician.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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