Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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