if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize