She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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