Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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