at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
