just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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