His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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