when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Randomize
