remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Someone shit on the floor
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize