please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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