Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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