she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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