Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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