Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
they need to just BURY HIM!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
my poor anus
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
