on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
