Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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