Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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