I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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