yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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