i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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