Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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