I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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