i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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