Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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