I think I died a long time ago.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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