eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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