As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she peed on how many people?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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