How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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