I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize