Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My nipple is on Facebook.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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