Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I need a beard to bite.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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