when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
