Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
