Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
