Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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