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  • I have a vagina I play with all the time. Does that count lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:26pm
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  • hey, Jersey Guido, your shit's just weak, that's all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:53am
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  • 47% of statistics are made up on the spot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:45am
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  • If guys didn't have dicks you all would be useless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:38pm
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  • i disagree. i think having a dick is the only thing that makes us try at all. if we werent trying to get laid we wouldnt work or anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:07pm
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  • you could always go join the BME pain olympics... and do the final round

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:41am
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  • 8:33 we think alike. i love playing with soft wieners. if i was a dude i'd never ever do anything but play with my wiener all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:11pm
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  • Not even surprised this is a 609.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:32pm
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  • U know it 8:26 i do that all the time......... Wanna watch me do it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:28pm
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  • True fact: 15 million people are diagnosed with an STD in the US each year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:41pm
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  • sounds like something one head would say to the other on a two headed man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23pm
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  • I heard it was 63% of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:21am
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  • It's not just length it's the width too that can make a girl scream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:30am
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  • 11:41... a true fact? as opposed to a false fact?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:52pm
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  • Jacking off is productive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • I'm sure you tuck it between your legs in front of a full-length mirror to bring that fantasy to life, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm
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  • Imagine if you're weren't such a dick, then you're parents would not regret being reproductive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:15am
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  • If I didn't have a dick I'd still be the shit, Cuz I'd still have a finger and she'd still have a clit - Struggling Rapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:34pm
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  • Quick somebody get them a tampon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:49pm
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  • uhhhh...9:38 i'm pretty sure its the other way around. If girls didn't have a vagina/boobs they would be useless. Other than for sexual reasons...i hate girls. Learn how to have an intelligent conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:48pm
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  • Haha, guys are idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:47pm
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  • Don't even joke about that man! Fuck productivity, I want my dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • If "we" didn't have "a" dick? So what I'm hearing is that you 2 are sharing a mutual penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:11pm
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  • I could use one rightttt now... Mhhmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • Love bustin! Doesn't matter if I'm gettin laid or catchin a beat. Feels good!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm
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  • 12:45 and 1:21, 85% is the number, at last check. But fuck, who'scounting, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:48am
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  • 9:48 started off with "uhhhhh." don't even dignify that 12:20. he's retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:35am
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  • Thank you 1:45 for answering my question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am
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  • 8:28 only if culture club's "do you really want to hurt me" is playing in the background

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:34pm
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  • 9:48, I doubt your misplaced sexual frustration passing for "observation" makes you intelligent. Those ladies of the night aren't getting paid for conservation, now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:20am
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  • If I had a vagina I'd play with it all day long everyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:26pm
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  • You only have one dick between the two of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:09pm
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  • thinkin with the wrong head...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:29am
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  • if i didn't have a clit, i would be productive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33am
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  • only if you don't know how to use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:43am
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  • As a freshman in college 15 years ago I made the same observation - truth is truth eternal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:36pm
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  • Someone needs to keep their dick out of the tootsie roll slicer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:28pm
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  • Tootsie roll slicer??? What's that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • Yesssssssssssssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:00pm
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  • this is so not true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:43pm
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  • If i had boobs i'd play with them all day. I'd try to lick them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:35pm
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  • beating off right now ill reply later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:25pm
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  • I would exactly call Princeton south Jersey...don't shame us like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm
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  • I love when my husband is soft. Soft shaved dick is so much fun to play with. I wish I had one. I'd play with it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:33pm
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  • but less re-productive. ...someone had to say it, ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • 9:13 - you BEAT me to it. (pun intended)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54am
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  • We had sex on his grandmother's bed!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • Ya but spending an hour a day jacking off is fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • I don't know many people that get STDs from masturbation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:02am
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  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:45pm
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