YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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