Me. At least after what I've been through.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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