just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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