OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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