Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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