I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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