I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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