So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He felt like a one man threesome
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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