Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
