I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
