So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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