i would punch a child for taco bell
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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