Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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