oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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