How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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