ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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