please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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