it wasn't lemon gatorade
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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