Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I wish you could order shots online.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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