At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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